toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

spacetimefabric:

bussykiller:

BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON

This is the truest statement I will ever reblog.

tags:
#bless her
» So I was scrolling through my Facebook and..

leemajsiwel:

image

image

Can not be unseen.

» If abortion and birth control become illegal

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH

tags:
#omfg
How many horse skeletons could you buy for $17000?
Anonymous

17000dollars:

For 17,000 dollars, you could theoretically buy 11 horse skeletons, but they wouldn’t be degreased or whitened and would probably be kinda gross if you didn’t know how to do that yourself.  You could buy 5 finished horse skeletons instead. [x]

tags:
#bless
tags:
#art
#inspirational
tags:
#kill her

spookydormouse:

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

image

I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

SHES THE "PINK" ONE